I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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