google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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