I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Boobs are out for the taking
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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