love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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