We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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