ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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