k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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