My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
You are the jesus of drinking
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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