That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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