I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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