Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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