Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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