scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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