He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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