My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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