You smell like stripper and shame
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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