You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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