If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Are we still banned from the library?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Of course I have a pirate flag
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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