He is such a slut. More and more my type.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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