Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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