Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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