he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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