he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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