I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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