let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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