After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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