yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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