East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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