The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
In America we eat man semen.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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