when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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