am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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