This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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