Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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