They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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