Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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