She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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