youre lurking in front of me
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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