is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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