True but thats because hes a fetus.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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