Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(716): View more from New York

who do you think you are?

(407): View more from Florida

someone who doesn't ask that question

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(386): View more from Florida

it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.

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(240): View more from Maryland

At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka

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(740): View more from Ohio

she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse

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(913): View more from Kansas

When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..

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(203): View more from Connecticut

no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.

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