I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.