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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora

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  Please tell me how you discovered this.

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  I was looking in the mirror snooping around

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero

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  I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message

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• (310): View more from California

  Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (516): View more from New York

  So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed

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• (818): View more from California

  Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking

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  God bless your soul.

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