So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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