bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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