Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions