My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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