Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
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is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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