I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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