Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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