So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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