wakey wakey hands off snakey
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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