I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I know her cup size but not her name....
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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