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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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