I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i permit you to call me
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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