That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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