Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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