No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
This girl is more easily done than said...
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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They took my balls.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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