So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
