so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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