Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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