quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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