doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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