I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
please come you make the beer taste better
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Randomize
